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[shubassdk]

I want his legs. Please, can I have them? And while we're talking about Colin Farrell, could somone please tell him that his hair is uncool and Swedish?

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[anizka.livejournal.com]

Eep! You use Swedish too. *grins happily*

[lattara.livejournal.com]

Well, they *are* pretty nice legs...

And watch this: ::cough::

Sofie: Hello Colin.
Colin: What? WHo in blazes are you, and where in the bloody hell did you come from?!
Sofie: Oh, don't worry about that, Colin dearest. I'm here to get you to straighten up your life.
Colin: Straighten up my... I'm calling security, right now.
Sofie: Oh, Colin, Colin. That's not very nice, now is it? ::ties Colin to a chair::
Colin: If this is about that time ín Bolivia with goat and the condom, I can explain!
Sofie: ::is surprised:: Did you happen to *tell* anyone about this incident with the goat and the condom?
Colin: ::embarrassed:: ... I might have.
Sofie: And would that person happen to be Orlando?
Colin: Yes.
Sofie: Hmpf. *That* is not why I'm here, but we'll get back to that, I promise. You caused Viggo a lot of cleaning up, you know.
Colin: No! Please, I'll do anyhting!
Sofie: You really mean that?
Colin: Yes! Please!
Sofie: Right. Change your hair.
Colin: My what?
Sofie: Your hair. It's uncool and Swedish. Also, it makes you look like a dork.
Colin: Now look here, missy, I don't know...
Sofie: Do we really have to talk about the goat and the condom?
Colin: No.
Sofie: Change your hair.
Colin: Yes, ma'am.

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

lol!!!!!!! That was so funny!!!!

Now would be the time to use the expression *ROTFL*, because that's exactly what I'm doing!!!

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

lol!!! Well, then there must be something about it!!

Do Swedes really have that ugly hair?

[lattara.livejournal.com]

::takes a bow::

Thank ya, thank ya.

[muha.livejournal.com]

Muahahahaha! Swedes! Actually, as uncool as we may be, we do not keep our hair like that! *sobs* I hope. Uh. You know, these are exactly the reason why I'm moving away from here, or so I hope!

Other than that, when I become a famous fashion designer, I'll make togas the thing to wear! ;)

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Yes!!! And forbid ugly men to wear them, as we do not want to see ugly man legs

[muha.livejournal.com]

You're so clever, you! Brilliant idea! We wouldn't want to throw up, would we?
Maybe I'd apprechiate VBG since it's such a windy place then?

[anizka.livejournal.com]

Exactly. *giggles* Oh how stereotypes are hilarious! :D

At least the men might. I don't think the women would.. cut it like that. xD