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[shubassdk]

As I've promised both erjika and rossonera_9, here is my Jon Dahl Tomasson pic spam. I hope you'll enjoy watching it as much as I enjoyed making it! :P


Let's start out with a pretty pretty close-up:

Aww... Isn't his smile adorable?


So pretty!! *drools*


The freckles are so cute! And his eyes... Gah!


The abs are rather attractive, too, aren't they?


This is just too adorable...


Jon is rather fond of spreading his legs. *cough*


Leg-spreading and adjusting? My-my!


And one more of him spreading his legs. He does love his excercise, doesn't he?


I only included this because I have a hand-fettish...!


Nope, I'm not looking at his crotch. Nope, not me...! *cough* well, maybe I am...


You know, his arms aren't half bad either.


Let's end this with a nice rear-end shot. Because a pic spam wouldn't be the same without one.

Now that we have established who Jon is, let's move over to the "Relationships"-part. Because that's quite interesting!


Aww... Look how pretty and happy he is! And you know why he is happy?


Because his Jesper Grønkjær loves him!


And Jon loves Jesper back


Look how flirty they are during practice! *hugs both*

But Grønkjær isn't the only one who wants him:


Here we have a lovely Niclas Jensen, Jon Dahl and Ebbe Sand sandwich (I've always wondered where Jon's hand is, exactly)


Jon must've done something right, because here he is with Ebbe Sand at an afternoon rendevouz at the pitch in Vedbæk.


And again, Ebbe Sand.


They thought we wouldn't notice, but, ha! We have sekrit cameras!!


Well, okay. Not so sekrit. Here he is, once again, with Grønkjær. I love them both muchly.


When Jon got too bored with Ebbe and Jesper, he went to Dennis Rommedahl to get his lovin'


Here we have him and Thomas Sørensen from back in the days. Notice how close they are.


And Thomas Gravesen wants him as well.


And Christian Poulsen is rather fond of him, too (though he only has eyes for Ebbe Sand)


Well, maybe not...!

There are other players than the Danish who love Jon:


A Croatian player caught Jon in a rather promiscuous position...! *cough*


Shevchenko is trying to cath our Jon. Aww... How cute!


Kaká and Jon seem rather comfortable, don't they?


It started out with Jon doing a bit of groping of Nesta...


...then Nesta did a touch of groping back...


...and then they ripped their clothes off and did the dirty in the middle of the pitch. Not that I mind *cough*

After all of these pics you may think that Jon is a bit of a slut. He may have been, but then a certain Swede came along.


I'm not going to say anything. I'll just let their position speak for itself. Heh...

As a conclusion I'd say we can say two things about Jon:


1/ He is a veeery pretty man.


And I think he knows it.


2/ Jon is wanted by more or less everyone. Aww...

That was it! I hope it wasn't too bad; I'm not that experienced with the pic spamming. If more pics come along, maybe I'll do more. If you want a pic spam of Danish players, just ask and I shall see what I can do (as you can see I am a Polfoto-whore)

Thanks to tifosarossonera for the corrections

Comments

[truntles.livejournal.com]

*verreh verreh happy sigh* Now that made my day a little bit brighter. <3

[cerulean_eyes.livejournal.com]

Oh my! this was rather wonderful. THANK YOU.

JD is love. :D

[ninamalfoy]

Lovely spam! *sees the Jon Dahl Tomasson love* Damn. Who knew that the Danes would sport such slashy players? ;-)

[benitle.livejournal.com]

Great Spam!!

I loved those Nesta - JDT pics. *Since I'm a Nesta-whore*

Just two little comments

A Milanese player is trying to catch our Jon. Aww... How cute!

The first one was Andrij Shechenko and the other one, in the picture underneath, is Ricardo Kakà.

Once again. Brilliant Spam! :)

[rossonera-9.livejournal.com]

*hugs you* Thanks a lot for the wonderful spam.

He's just.....*dies*

This one is just....*lol*

[xavantina.livejournal.com]

*Claps hands, delighted* Pretty all around. Love it, my darling. For that you deserve a *SMOOCH*

[mirabilelectu.livejournal.com]

Was about to begin this by dumbly asking what thank you was in Danish, but fortunately I remembered that I actually know this.

Tak for er, the wonderful pic spam.

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Eee! I'm so happy you liked it! *smooches*

<3

[giggling-marlin.livejournal.com]

Wow. just wow. I want his as well *sighs* but he's already found his OTP *winks at Erik*

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you for the kind words, dear lady!

He really is... Look at all the happiness he spreads!

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Heh. I've known for quite some time...! They are rather fond of hugging (especially Gravesen, but slashing him would be...weird o.O)

I'll try to find more slashy Danes, if you want. I'm sure I can find some Martin Jørgensen or Thomas Sørensen.

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *bows*

Ah, yes. I had a feeling it was Sheva, but I wasn't sure. Going to edit now! Thanks for the corrections!

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

You are very very welcome, dearie.

I know!! I remember when I found it I just sort of stared at the screen for a long time. It's almost too easy to slash!

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Woot!! Smooches for me! *smooches you back*

You know a little fic in return wouldn't be half bad... :P

Heh... I'm an ev0l person...!

[dabadee.livejournal.com]

He's just a lovely little boy when he's smiling ^_^

[benitle.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! :D

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, 'tak' right back at ya!

It's "dank u" in Dutch, isn't it?

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Heh! And we don't want to disturb them. Who knows what they're up to right now! o.O

Thanks for commenting!

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

He is! His smile can melt anyone.

[rossonera-9.livejournal.com]

*hugs again*

Yes....*stares*

[la-novia.livejournal.com]

[mirabilelectu.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, that's one of the *counts* five words of Danish my mum's taught me. ;)

"Dank u" is pretty stuffy. It's more 'dank je', unless you're talking to a person in a formal setting. And 'je' is lazy person's speech for 'jij', 'jou' or 'jouw' (yep, all of them).

[winter-solstice.livejournal.com]

why does there seem to be a sudden deluge of Jon picspams?!?!
i'm really starting to love this guy.
*can't stop staring at his eyes*

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

It's one big conspiracy *nods*. We do this to get the whole world addicted to his smile and eyes so we can take over the world! Muhaha...!

[saintxsin.livejournal.com]

*dies* Thanks for the spam!
oh.. here comes my bad habits again. *nick off your pics*
Can I used those pix for my Jon's site??

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Yes, of course! Polinfo has their logo on the pictures, so I don't think it'll be a problem.

What's the link to your site?

[saintxsin.livejournal.com]

Ok great thanks alot! I'll add them by tomorrow i think. hehe.
The link is http://tomasson.cjb.net ;) I have been running it for about 2 years + =) Glad to see another Jon's fan!!

[winter-solstice.livejournal.com]

sounds like a wonderful plan. carry on!

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Will do! *plots pretty evil plans*

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

*writes down* Teach me more! I know I'm a mathematical student, but I'm a sucker for languages!

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. I am the naughtiest of the naghty! (without actually having been physically naghty *cough)

I want to see him, too! *shakes fist at Danish television*

[mirabilelectu.livejournal.com]

:D I'm planning to do a phone post in Dutch, whenever LJ starts accepting my PIN again.

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

Lovely! I've always liked Dutch, but especially since I heard Pieter van den Hoogenband speaking Dutch, because, guh!

Yes. I like Ducth. *cough*

[mirabilelectu.livejournal.com]

I don't have his accent, though!

[shubassdk.livejournal.com]

But Dutch is still cool! And it sounds like the funny and cool version of German.